Not a chance man, the scariest film for me (after pretty much ever japanese one, cause they're just creepy as fuck)  is some of the "Halloween" films,   something bout Michael Myers just scares me,    but my chums don't agree......

Easily better than the Evil deads but....

Tags: horror, scary movies, writer's block

So im 20 years old,  (21 next june....24th....just sayin...),  and already i feel like i've peaked, and i'm over the hill.

When i was 16-17 1/2, i went to many a house party, almost every weekend,  got drunk on rediculously weak alcohol, had a great time, and everything was fun.

Joined the army, they charged stupidly little amounts for alcohol, and were paying me roughly £1,500 for 7 weeks of training, thus i entered to early stages of alcoholic..ism...

Left the army, got a job that paid almost £1000 every month, which was just more reason to get more drunk, more often and have more fun.  Awesome times!

I hit 20,  im gettin drunk roughly 3 times a week or more(no exaggeration),  i lose my job,  because "apparently" me and some chums were caught drinkin in the warehouse....pft......

Then nights out get fewer,  it takes PLENTY to get me drunk,  but here's the bad part,   When folks ask if im going out(like tonight for example)  im uttering things like "nah, working tonight, and im too tired"   :O     Who's makin me think such thoughts!?!     

"Too tired"  !!??!!
"I've got work tomorrow"  !!??!!

That's just disgustings chat form a person of such social popularity as myself.

I mean bar staff were recognising me after not seeing me for almost 7 months,    Me and my chums in ASDA were ALWAYS on the agenda for gossip after a night out, as our nights were always legendary, and worth talking about.

The Turds were the ppl to hang about with if u worked in robroyston.

and now the only 2 turds still holding that flag high is O.D and Burnsy. 
Teese has decided to quit alcohol for a while  :O:O:O     that's not the teese i know and love.
Gaz is a mystery, although i think he's with a female now, so that's fair enough.
Denpo and Matty lost their "edge" before me and teese.

I am more than shocked and dissmayed about this situation.

Surely at the age of 20 im not gettin to old to go out, act like im 10, laugh till my face hurts,  make others laugh till their sides hurt, drink many a Jack. and party till.....whenever im thrown out of the place.


HOPEFULLY  this is just a bad spell, and things will pick up in a month of so.

but the thought is in my head now,  tis all down hill from here.....

Watching the film "Wild Hogs"  is the worst part,  i feel like we're them,     and they're 40 ish.....

im hopin to god im just paranoid.


Any random "aww thing'll be fine craig" comments are welcome,      or any comments at all really....

Tags: alcohol, booze, crisis, drink, old, peaked, turds
Current Location: Glasgow
Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Roxette - She's got the look

That's right i speak of money,   For the first time in my "Grown Up" life i have no money,     i been rather low before, but never ever NONE!

This worries me as Daddums has decided that if i don't get a few Brush Up lessons and Pass my test on my next wage he's not taking me to work anymore, which would mean no transport, so no going to work, so no money, not job, domestic situations leading to my eventual homelessness,    which  i spose wouldn't be as bad as it sounded cause it would be a chance for me to live one of my many crazy dreams, of Roming free with just what i have,  until i find a place i like and want to stay in.  However im 19, and enjoy gettin drunk, and the friends i have right now seem to be in the hoards, (school doesn't count everyone's everyone's friend in school)  so ill just get my test, pass with flying colours(hopfully),  and then when Auntie decides to give me her car, i'll hit the open road,  through the duel carrage way,  and to work,  as that will probs be the only place i can afford to go with the inssurence prices and such.

Man  you can rant away all day on this thing, and not care if it gets read or not.

Anyways,  Louisa said she was gonna turn me into a Doodle,   which im chuffed with as she said it'll be hard, but she still continues as she "lovvves" a challenge.   Which is kinda already knew, as she's been puttin up with me for many a month.

I shall leave it at that, as ima go for a nap.   Thanks again to all Viewers for tuning in. More still to come...

Current Location: Bedroom
Current Mood: content
Current Music: Evanescence - My Immortal

Hello viewers, and welcome to "Memoirs of a Steamer"

Was rather steaming last night.....as in terribly terribly mangled!

The second worst i've been EVER!

Bought some Strathy Uni merchandise in my state.  Also didn't pay for the taxi home,  i think i have no money in my bank :(.

Don't remember how i got to campus, and have absolutely no idea why the bouncers let me in, but they did,  and i got more mangled.

Left my jacket in either Strathy Union, or Campus,   im thinkin Union :S,  don't remember having it on goin to campus.   Hopefully my chum andy D took it and tried to play a prank on me,  however, i shall take a journy to town today to try and retrieve it!

Got told by me buddies that anything i need, or if i just wanna chat, go to them, which is nice being that i've only known them a year.

basicly was a  good night until i got wayy to mangled!

Just embarked on a voyage that i've never had to to for 19 years.....

i cooked my own lunch!

that's right Bacon and Eggs, i cooked them.

and the Phrase "it tastes nice if you cook it yourself"
well lol   that's just  fuckin lie!
i want someone who can actually cook, to make my food!

That's all we have today folks, have a nice night, and remember.  Don't eat cheese before noon!

Current Location: Bedroom
Current Music: None(sore head)